Alright Cincinnati, it is that time again. This week we play the Pittsburgh Steelers and we profile the Steeler fan. You all know about these idiots, when not telling you about their 6 rings or waiving a towel in your face they pepper the internet for any mention of an opposing football team to write some of the dumbest statements ever in the comments. (I will detail this point more tomorrow in a new post)
Here is a friendly reminder in what to look for in a Pittsburgh Steeler fan:
Being a Steeler fan means you probably have no business being a parent. It is obvious you have enough trouble taking care of yourself so having children should not be encouraged. For example, the following parenting skills lead to
This kid. Which leads to....
This Adult. Nice ink fella.
Steeler fans also have trouble with some of the finer points of an NFL Sunday. Like the tailgate, nothing says lets go team like a box of wine.
Giving credit where it is due, the Steelers have a huge following of women. Or is it huge women following? Either way big women are fans of the Steelers. All of them want to fix Ben's TV. He only needs to ask.
Nothing says Steeler pride like showing the world you are illiterate on a t-shirt.
What the F are these people?
Steeler fans also seem to travel well. They are always around opposing teams stadiums to prove that fair weather fans are every where. Hey Hulk, maybe you should watch the road?
This guy doesn't even need a car. (at least he is smart enough to wear a helmet in traffic... eh Big Ben?)
Please steer clear of any and all of these people. They will usually be drinking the boxed wine or Iron City Light, which is the equivalent of you drinking Miller light all night then bottling your urine. Do not partake in conversation with these people as the result will only make you dumber. You will see them coming from a mile away waiving a yellow snot rag over there head chanting here we go Steelers. It sounds a lot like the mating call of homosexual rhinos.
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