This week the Bengals are taking on the Baltimore Ravens. For those living under a rock this was the team that was created when the Cleveland Browns left Cleveland and moved to Baltimore. The one condition was that the Ravens had to come up with a weak mascot and an absolutely terrible color scheme to play under. There are plenty of birds I would not want to tangle with. For example if someone said "Hey there is an eagle outside" my reaction would be "Stay in the house those things can be mean." If someone said there is a falcon flying towards me, I would run for cover. If someone said "watch out for that Raven!" I would think "Shit... I just washed my car, I hope that stupid bird doesn't crap on it."
On to the fans. You will know a Ravens fan from far away. Not from an annoying towel or barking sound, but from the sounds of complaining about the NFL officiating. You see, in a Ravens fans mind they have not lost a game since coming into the league. Games have been taken away from them by the refs. While not as annoying as Steeler fans can be, these people are close.
This first guy is obviously former military. The problem is I think somebody asked and he told. After his discharge he suited up and is either heading to a tailgate or the 2009 Men At Work revival.
The most important thing about being a Ravens fan is a warm coat. The second most important thing is a warm cup of coffee. Obviously the least important thing is a roof over your head. This guy lives in a tent but somehow still affords an inflatable Raven to stand guard outside his home.
I had no idea Sloth from the Goonies was a Ravens fan. "Hey you guys!!!"
No sir... I didn't say anything about your shirt, I hate the Steelers too. Please don't kill me.
This is the second worst haircut I have ever seen. Ask Darren Hollywood about the worst. I think the Raven I mentioned in the opening paragraph actually did shit on this guys head.
Hello, I hope to see you on Sunday. WHODEY!
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