Something To Consider
Friday, October 31, 2008
Here is a breakdown of NFL team expenses written by Stanford University Economics Professor Roger Noll:
Player costs (amortized signing bonuses, performance bonuses, salaries, benefits): about 61 percent of revenue.
Team costs (coaches, day-of-game, travel, uniforms, training): about 5 percent.
Stadium costs (operation, depreciation/rent): Extremely varied because of different arrangements with cities. Some teams pay almost nothing. Some pay for maintenance only. Others pay rent. And others own their facility. So this expense can range from a few percent for an otherwise free publicly owned stadium to 15 percent for a self-financed stadium.
General and administrative (sales, front office, legal): This area has two components: what it really takes to run a team and what is actually paid. Typically, successful teams pay high salaries to owners who also hold managerial titles. The first number is mostly independent of team success and revenues, and ranges from $10 million to $15 million. The second can be defined differently by each team, bringing the total to about 12 to 15 percent of revenue. Also, league costs -- including officiating -- are taken off the top from broadcast and licensing income. The NFL front office takes 2 to 3 percent of total revenue for operations, but this figure can be much larger if the league is engaged in a major lawsuit.
Interest: Depends on the team's owner: whether to use the team as collateral on debt -- either for the team, such as a stadium or training facility, or for another business venture. So this number varies between 0 and 5 percent, depending on the team's capital structure.
Taxes: Mainly property, sales and income. Most, but not all, stadiums are exempt from property tax. And most, but not all, teams are either partnerships or limited liability corporations that are taxed as if they are partnerships, which means no income tax. Sales taxes typically are high, especially in publicly-financed stadiums, but, of course, this applies only to in-stadium revenues. Thus, taxes vary from 2 to 5 percent.
Profits: Adding the minimum amounts and maximum amounts in each expense category produces a wide range of profits. Each year, a few teams manage to lose money. At the top, profits can fall around $50 million (20 to 25 percent). Average for the NFL is 12 to 15 percent, but probably only about a third of the teams are in this range. The version of profit that is most commonly cited is "operating profit," which is the profit before depreciation and amortization, interest and taxes, and excludes non-football activity. This number is now around 20 percent.
Now consider the case of Mike Brown and the Bengals. The Bengals have player and team costs, because those are required by league rules. So let’s move on.
Stadium costs = $0 for the Bengals, and in fact the Bengals make money when the stadium is used for other purposes. The Bengals stadium is actually a source of income for the team.
General and admin = Consider this line from the article, “Typically, successful teams pay high salaries to owners who also hold managerial titles.” The Bengals are definitely NOT successful, but the Brown family holds every major titled position in the organization. Therefore this is not a great expense for the “team” since the positions are held by the owners. The Brown family probably claims this as an expense, but they are just paying themselves a salary from the team while also collecting team profits above their salary. A nice little double dip.
Interest should be very little since the Bengals do not have any side business or stadium expenses. There is no reason for them to be leveraging the team.
Taxes, again are very small for the Bengals due to the stadium and county agreements.
Profits, that is all of the money the Bengals bring in above expenses (Counting the salaries the Browns pay themselves as an expense), average 12% to 15% per team. So the Brown family and the Bengals franchise have no trouble when it comes to money.
Now just think about this, according to Forbes magazine, the total money brought in by the Super Bowl Champion New York Giants last season was $214million. The 7-9 Bengals brought in $205million. So much for the Bengals not being competitive due to market size. The Super Bowl Champ in the NFL’s largest market brought in only 4% more money last season. Only in the NFL does it pay well to suck.
Bottom Line: Do not expect any changes from the Brown family anytime soon. They may be trying their best to win, but they have failed miserably at their jobs. But due to NFL profit sharing, there are no consequences to being the worst people in the entire world at your given profession. Just feel good that you do not have to live with the burden that they have, knowing you are the worst in the world at what you do.
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Player costs (amortized signing bonuses, performance bonuses, salaries, benefits): about 61 percent of revenue.
Team costs (coaches, day-of-game, travel, uniforms, training): about 5 percent.
Stadium costs (operation, depreciation/rent): Extremely varied because of different arrangements with cities. Some teams pay almost nothing. Some pay for maintenance only. Others pay rent. And others own their facility. So this expense can range from a few percent for an otherwise free publicly owned stadium to 15 percent for a self-financed stadium.
General and administrative (sales, front office, legal): This area has two components: what it really takes to run a team and what is actually paid. Typically, successful teams pay high salaries to owners who also hold managerial titles. The first number is mostly independent of team success and revenues, and ranges from $10 million to $15 million. The second can be defined differently by each team, bringing the total to about 12 to 15 percent of revenue. Also, league costs -- including officiating -- are taken off the top from broadcast and licensing income. The NFL front office takes 2 to 3 percent of total revenue for operations, but this figure can be much larger if the league is engaged in a major lawsuit.
Interest: Depends on the team's owner: whether to use the team as collateral on debt -- either for the team, such as a stadium or training facility, or for another business venture. So this number varies between 0 and 5 percent, depending on the team's capital structure.
Taxes: Mainly property, sales and income. Most, but not all, stadiums are exempt from property tax. And most, but not all, teams are either partnerships or limited liability corporations that are taxed as if they are partnerships, which means no income tax. Sales taxes typically are high, especially in publicly-financed stadiums, but, of course, this applies only to in-stadium revenues. Thus, taxes vary from 2 to 5 percent.
Profits: Adding the minimum amounts and maximum amounts in each expense category produces a wide range of profits. Each year, a few teams manage to lose money. At the top, profits can fall around $50 million (20 to 25 percent). Average for the NFL is 12 to 15 percent, but probably only about a third of the teams are in this range. The version of profit that is most commonly cited is "operating profit," which is the profit before depreciation and amortization, interest and taxes, and excludes non-football activity. This number is now around 20 percent.
Now consider the case of Mike Brown and the Bengals. The Bengals have player and team costs, because those are required by league rules. So let’s move on.
Stadium costs = $0 for the Bengals, and in fact the Bengals make money when the stadium is used for other purposes. The Bengals stadium is actually a source of income for the team.
General and admin = Consider this line from the article, “Typically, successful teams pay high salaries to owners who also hold managerial titles.” The Bengals are definitely NOT successful, but the Brown family holds every major titled position in the organization. Therefore this is not a great expense for the “team” since the positions are held by the owners. The Brown family probably claims this as an expense, but they are just paying themselves a salary from the team while also collecting team profits above their salary. A nice little double dip.
Interest should be very little since the Bengals do not have any side business or stadium expenses. There is no reason for them to be leveraging the team.
Taxes, again are very small for the Bengals due to the stadium and county agreements.
Profits, that is all of the money the Bengals bring in above expenses (Counting the salaries the Browns pay themselves as an expense), average 12% to 15% per team. So the Brown family and the Bengals franchise have no trouble when it comes to money.
Now just think about this, according to Forbes magazine, the total money brought in by the Super Bowl Champion New York Giants last season was $214million. The 7-9 Bengals brought in $205million. So much for the Bengals not being competitive due to market size. The Super Bowl Champ in the NFL’s largest market brought in only 4% more money last season. Only in the NFL does it pay well to suck.
Bottom Line: Do not expect any changes from the Brown family anytime soon. They may be trying their best to win, but they have failed miserably at their jobs. But due to NFL profit sharing, there are no consequences to being the worst people in the entire world at your given profession. Just feel good that you do not have to live with the burden that they have, knowing you are the worst in the world at what you do.
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The Jaguars Fan
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
This weekend the Bengals play host to the Jacksonville Jaguars. The most telling sign that you are encountering a Jaguars fan is paint. Lots of paint. These guys take paint to a new level.
This next guy is is full of spirit. He wears something on his head called the "Jag Hammer". When I asked him more about this "Jag Hammer" thing he was more than excited to tell me that on weekend evenings he dances in a club. In this club his nickname closely resembles the "Jag Hammer" so he made this hat so that the J in Jag can easily be replaced with the letter F and the hat serves two purposes. Then he asked me for a dollar and a clove cigarette. Weird.
Loyal WhoDeyFans readers, the next message I will give you is the most important. If you see the sensitive soul below please steer clear. His eyes may say he is just here to hug, but his upper lip says he is passing along the Herpes. It is not his fault though. He caught it in the ocean on his swim over from Cuba.
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This next guy is is full of spirit. He wears something on his head called the "Jag Hammer". When I asked him more about this "Jag Hammer" thing he was more than excited to tell me that on weekend evenings he dances in a club. In this club his nickname closely resembles the "Jag Hammer" so he made this hat so that the J in Jag can easily be replaced with the letter F and the hat serves two purposes. Then he asked me for a dollar and a clove cigarette. Weird.
Maybe the guys below should talk to the guy above. Even though your team is getting "Hammered" at least your head is in the right place.
Loyal WhoDeyFans readers, the next message I will give you is the most important. If you see the sensitive soul below please steer clear. His eyes may say he is just here to hug, but his upper lip says he is passing along the Herpes. It is not his fault though. He caught it in the ocean on his swim over from Cuba.
You may be asking yourselves "What do I have in common with a Jaguars fan?" The answer is simple, you both really hate the Steelers. Though, the Jags are just better at beating them.
Last, this lady is scary. She looks like just a really old Jaguars fan. Look closer, look at what she is able to do with an old cup, a water bottle and a bunch of duct tape. She is like the MacGyver of
NFL fans. The Bengals crack pat down team better be on their A game because I am scared of what this old bag could do with a cell phone, rubber bands and some depends.
WhoDey
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Cleaning up the mess
Monday, October 27, 2008
I usually do a pro's and con's style article here on the days after the game. However, there is nothing "pro" about this team right now, not the product on the field or the players themselves.
I got the feeling from watching this game on Sunday that this was the end for this coaching staff. I think the Bengals have given up on these coaches and Mike Brown may be forced into a move. I actually am a Marvin Lewis supporter, but I will not be sad to see Bob Bratkowski go. There are more plays on the original Tecmo Bowl than he has in his offensive playbook. Even kids know not to call a run or short pass on a 3rd and long yet this guy does it every time. While it seems the opposing defenses have taken the time to watch film of the Bengals and can predict this idiots play calling, he is still calling plays from the 2005 season where it was forgiven because the talent on the line would fight for those extra yards. Can we hold on to the ball at least?
In recent weeks the defense has been looking better, however the meltdown on Sunday was the ugliest of the season. Can someone please cover Andre Johnson? I think the Texans were lining up in one receiver sets.
On to Jacksonville at home where surprise surprise the day to day Carson Palmer is still out. Does this team not have enough respect to let its own fans know what the truth is? Be standoffish with the media all you want, but some way get the truth to the people that show up, pay their seat licenses and season ticket fees, buy the crap you sell at the stadium and cheer even though they are being laughed at.
Here's hoping on Sunday when I go to my seat there is a note from Mike Brown apologizing to me for being a terrible owner and thanking me for my support. Instead he will probably have much more security and refuse to sell beer in my section. Nothing like treating your supporters like children.
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I got the feeling from watching this game on Sunday that this was the end for this coaching staff. I think the Bengals have given up on these coaches and Mike Brown may be forced into a move. I actually am a Marvin Lewis supporter, but I will not be sad to see Bob Bratkowski go. There are more plays on the original Tecmo Bowl than he has in his offensive playbook. Even kids know not to call a run or short pass on a 3rd and long yet this guy does it every time. While it seems the opposing defenses have taken the time to watch film of the Bengals and can predict this idiots play calling, he is still calling plays from the 2005 season where it was forgiven because the talent on the line would fight for those extra yards. Can we hold on to the ball at least?
In recent weeks the defense has been looking better, however the meltdown on Sunday was the ugliest of the season. Can someone please cover Andre Johnson? I think the Texans were lining up in one receiver sets.
On to Jacksonville at home where surprise surprise the day to day Carson Palmer is still out. Does this team not have enough respect to let its own fans know what the truth is? Be standoffish with the media all you want, but some way get the truth to the people that show up, pay their seat licenses and season ticket fees, buy the crap you sell at the stadium and cheer even though they are being laughed at.
Here's hoping on Sunday when I go to my seat there is a note from Mike Brown apologizing to me for being a terrible owner and thanking me for my support. Instead he will probably have much more security and refuse to sell beer in my section. Nothing like treating your supporters like children.
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Tecmo Bowl futures - Texans
Friday, October 24, 2008
First Half
Second Half
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Tale of the Tape - Texans
The Texans are a team on a bit of a hot streak. After starting the year with 4 straight losses they have won their last two games against some pretty bad teams. The Dolphins and the Lions. This week they get to face their 3rd bad team in a row in the Cincinnati Bengals. Here is to the Bengals being in the game until the end of the third quarter.
Head Coach:
While it is clear Marvin Lewis is slowly losing his sanity the opposite is true from Gary Kubiak. You will see Marvin on the sidelines this Sunday giggling and yawning. While Kubiak will be fired up and giving the ref's the business.
Edge: Houston
Wide Receiver:
Andre Johnson is a great wide receiver for the Texans. He is putting up huge numbers and is a fan favorite. Chad Johnson (no relation) is the Bengal stud receiver that has yet to have a decent game. The big difference between these two wide outs is that Andre will throw a block downfield every once and a while. When Chad throws a block this weekend it will be his first of the season.
Edge: Texans
Defense:
The Bengals defense will once again keep the Bengals in the game until the 4th quarter. The fact that the offense is so inept makes it hard for this group to keep the intensity up. The Texans defense is no stellar outfit either, but I have a feeling Mario Williams (the huge guy below) will introduce himself to Mr. Fitzpatrick several times on Sunday. Fitzpatrick is going to feel like he got punched in the eye on a bus. The last guy here is Mr. Faggins (real name). He will be spending much time cuddling people to the turf because as we all know, cuddling is the best part.
Edge: Nobody
Texans, get to the game any way you know how. Don't let any one on the border give you any hassle.
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Head Coach:
While it is clear Marvin Lewis is slowly losing his sanity the opposite is true from Gary Kubiak. You will see Marvin on the sidelines this Sunday giggling and yawning. While Kubiak will be fired up and giving the ref's the business.
Edge: Houston
Quarterback:
Matt Schaub was the backup for Ron Mexico in Atlanta for a long time. Fans knew if this guy had a chance to start he could be a solid QB in the NFL. Wow, imagine that, a backup that actually knows how to play football. This Sundays game in a sense is a battle of the backups, on one side of the field you have Ryan Fitzpatrick who is trying to prove his worth. On the other is the backup that moved on up.
Edge: Houston
Matt Schaub was the backup for Ron Mexico in Atlanta for a long time. Fans knew if this guy had a chance to start he could be a solid QB in the NFL. Wow, imagine that, a backup that actually knows how to play football. This Sundays game in a sense is a battle of the backups, on one side of the field you have Ryan Fitzpatrick who is trying to prove his worth. On the other is the backup that moved on up.
Edge: Houston
Running Backs:
I think Cedric Benson can be a good running back for the Bengals. My favorite part about Sunday was when he blew up the trash talking, long haired freak that is Troy Polamalu. Apparently the hit was the second hardest in the stadium that day. Slaton may be an outstanding running back in the NFL but the jury is still out. Maybe the Bengals will help to springboard his career this weekend.
Edge: Bengals
I think Cedric Benson can be a good running back for the Bengals. My favorite part about Sunday was when he blew up the trash talking, long haired freak that is Troy Polamalu. Apparently the hit was the second hardest in the stadium that day. Slaton may be an outstanding running back in the NFL but the jury is still out. Maybe the Bengals will help to springboard his career this weekend.
Edge: Bengals
Wide Receiver:
Andre Johnson is a great wide receiver for the Texans. He is putting up huge numbers and is a fan favorite. Chad Johnson (no relation) is the Bengal stud receiver that has yet to have a decent game. The big difference between these two wide outs is that Andre will throw a block downfield every once and a while. When Chad throws a block this weekend it will be his first of the season.
Edge: Texans
Defense:
The Bengals defense will once again keep the Bengals in the game until the 4th quarter. The fact that the offense is so inept makes it hard for this group to keep the intensity up. The Texans defense is no stellar outfit either, but I have a feeling Mario Williams (the huge guy below) will introduce himself to Mr. Fitzpatrick several times on Sunday. Fitzpatrick is going to feel like he got punched in the eye on a bus. The last guy here is Mr. Faggins (real name). He will be spending much time cuddling people to the turf because as we all know, cuddling is the best part.
Edge: Nobody
Texans, get to the game any way you know how. Don't let any one on the border give you any hassle.
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The Texans fan
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Adam Jones is a Texans fan
The Houston Texans are the next group of fans I am here to warn you about. You know the saying, only two things come from Texas, Steers and ....
This is the group of fans that is still pissed off the the Oilers moved to Tennessee. They built a hatred for the Cowboys and when they lost their team they were left without an identity. 5 years later they were granted a team and golden boy QB. They have yet to see success. They are also an ashamed fan so you will see much paint on the faces of these Texan fans in Cowboy territory.
(the team came in 2002, that sweatshirt looks to be from 1982)
There are the local douche bag frat boy fans.... The beer bong, respect. The Jersey, douche.
There are no words to explain the thought this guy put into his "Costume". I would like to know how he sees to walk around and if the let him into the stadium like that. The girl below is a "JR." Texans fan. I am going to go ahead and tell her to drop that jr. I know everything is bigger in Texas but she is bigger than the guy in the Cow Outfit.
And what would a mention of the Texan fan be without the citizenship challenged. Don't worry, we will not inform the INS. We at WhoDeyFans welcome all NFL fans
(Press 2 for espanol)
There is no fence around Reliant Stadium
Lastly after a long day of tailgating nothing like settling down in the Texas heat for a nice nap on your trusty horse. Sleep tight Texan fan...
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What I did and didn't like Bengals Vs. Steelers
Monday, October 20, 2008
It is tough to be a Cincinnati Bengals fan these days. This season shows a Bengals team that needs to make some serious changes. There may be some youth on this team and there are also many injuries but this lack of heart we are seeing on the field is a joke. The defense is continuing to improve. However, the amount of time on the field and the field position they are often faced with is almost impossible to overcome.
What I did like:
This is a short list. I liked that Chris Henry is back involved in the offense. I also like that Chad Ocho Cinco was looked at many times this game. I also loved when Cedric Benson blasted a 15 yd carry that ended with him popping Troy Polamalu and his helmet flew off his head.
What I didn't like:
The punting game. Each week Kyle Larson has become a worse and worse punter. On one punt yesterday the ball traveled 15yds. That is after he has to be averaging around 30 yds a punt. This is a glaring weakness on a team that spends a lot of time punting the ball away.
There also needs to be some changes in this coaching staff. I understand that the Head coach is going to have his hands tied by Mike Brown in a lot of aspects in this team. But, the play calling is horrendous. The Bengals are not able to match blocking schemes to what kind of pressure the defense brings and the decisions made in the offensive plays are terrible. If it was me, I would not punt the ball on 4th and short for the rest of the season. You are a shell of an NFL team and could use any spark (even a successful 4th down conversion).
I believe at the least Soul patch Bob should be fired and soon. I am not a fan of firing a coach in the middle of the season but this is a move that is long overdue. The Offensive powerhouse that was the Cincinnati Bengals in recent years has become a joke where 3 and out is the norm. Someones head should roll for this.
Another Bengals loss. Crap.
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What I did like:This is a short list. I liked that Chris Henry is back involved in the offense. I also like that Chad Ocho Cinco was looked at many times this game. I also loved when Cedric Benson blasted a 15 yd carry that ended with him popping Troy Polamalu and his helmet flew off his head.
What I didn't like:
The punting game. Each week Kyle Larson has become a worse and worse punter. On one punt yesterday the ball traveled 15yds. That is after he has to be averaging around 30 yds a punt. This is a glaring weakness on a team that spends a lot of time punting the ball away.
There also needs to be some changes in this coaching staff. I understand that the Head coach is going to have his hands tied by Mike Brown in a lot of aspects in this team. But, the play calling is horrendous. The Bengals are not able to match blocking schemes to what kind of pressure the defense brings and the decisions made in the offensive plays are terrible. If it was me, I would not punt the ball on 4th and short for the rest of the season. You are a shell of an NFL team and could use any spark (even a successful 4th down conversion).
I believe at the least Soul patch Bob should be fired and soon. I am not a fan of firing a coach in the middle of the season but this is a move that is long overdue. The Offensive powerhouse that was the Cincinnati Bengals in recent years has become a joke where 3 and out is the norm. Someones head should roll for this.
Another Bengals loss. Crap.
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A quick present for the Bengals…these might come in hand the rest of the year.
I will root for the Bengals no matter what, but to see Hines Ward lay a hit on Keith Rivers (it may or may not have been helmet to helmet) with no rebuttal from someone makes me question this teams heart.
At that point I don’t care about a penalty, stand up for your boy and knock that smiling bitch on his ass. I guarantee you if the situation was reversed and Rivers broke Ward’s jaw with a hit like that, a Steelers’ player would not have let him celebrate the way he did.
I’m not saying to go out and intentionally hurt someone, but take the tampon out and get pissed…It will make it a lot easier to root for you.
I will root for the Bengals no matter what, but to see Hines Ward lay a hit on Keith Rivers (it may or may not have been helmet to helmet) with no rebuttal from someone makes me question this teams heart.
At that point I don’t care about a penalty, stand up for your boy and knock that smiling bitch on his ass. I guarantee you if the situation was reversed and Rivers broke Ward’s jaw with a hit like that, a Steelers’ player would not have let him celebrate the way he did.
I’m not saying to go out and intentionally hurt someone, but take the tampon out and get pissed…It will make it a lot easier to root for you.
Labels: bitches, flow rate, maxi pad, tampon, ward
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Tecmo Bowl Futures - Steelers
Friday, October 17, 2008
Bengals drive right down and score on a pass from Fitzpatrick to TJ
Bengals 7 Steelers 0
Steelers come out running the ball and score on a Willie Parker run
Bengals 7 Steelers 7
Bengals answer right back on a fumble on the kickoff return. TJ takes it in for his second score.
Bengals 14 Steelers 7
End of first quarter
Big Ben throws a pick to Leon Hall.
Half time
Ben hits Heath Miller for the score.
Bengals 14 Steelers 14
End of 3rd quarter
Bengals are forced to punt, but then Jonathan Joseph picks off a pass
Chris Perry runs it in for the score
Bengals 21 Steelers 14
Steelers answer right back with a quick score of their own. 38 seconds left in the game.
Bengals 21 Steelers 21
The long pass to TJ on the flea flicker catches the Steelers sleeping, TJ runs in the winning TD as time expires.
Bengals 28 Steelers 21
Final
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Tale of the Tape - Steelers
Thursday, October 16, 2008
It's unfortunate that the Bengals have to face their biggest rival this week without the services of their franchise player Carson Palmer. I have talked to many Steeler fans who say it is unfortunate that they will be facing us without Palmer, how they want to beat us with all of our players healthy.
I call BullShit. You want to win and I am sure all of you are secretly cheering because you know the game will be much easier with number 9 out. On to the matchups.
Head Coach:
It is not new in todays NFL to have two African American head coaches on opposite sides of the field. So I will compare the two on even grounds. While one coach (Marvin) seems like the type to listen to the smooth stylings of Luther Vandross and be played in a movie by James Earl Jones, Tomlin seems like he would listen to hard rap and be played in a movie by Omar Epps.
(I love that move the program). Plus Tomlin is less likely to make the clock blunders that Marvin Lewis is assured to make this week.
Edge: Steelers
Quarterback:
This one hurts. There is not one Steeler I like less than Big Ben. However I can not make a case for the Bengals signal caller Ryan Fitzpatrick. So I will use this space to let the readers know that when the Steelers come into town Ben will most likely be found downtown enjoying a cocktail at the bar Simon Says. Go and say hi if you like that sort of thing.
Edge: Steelers
Running Backs:
Marvin Lewis says he is going to shake things up this Sunday. I expect to see more of the Bengals runner Kenny Watson. He may not post more yards than the other Bengal backs, but he has proven that he can hold onto the ball. The Steelers are giving Willie Parker time to heal so he may also be on the sidelines this week. I personally hope to see Najeh Davenport. Not that he is the greatest running back, I just laugh every time I think of this. Yes, I still think poop is funny.
Edge: Steelers
Wide Receivers:
Hines Ward is a Bengal killer. Most times he does it with a stupid smile on his face. However, he is not the most talented receiver on the field on Sunday. TJ Houshmandzadeh is one of the best wide outs in the NFL. He can streak down the field, make catches in traffic and argue with officials with the best of them. The edge has to go to TJ on these two.
Next we have Chris Henry VS. Santonio Holmes. They are both no strangers to the law and the both have had big games against each other. Based on the game shots however Henry gets the nod.
Edge: Bengals
Defense:
The best I can come up with is that Domata Peko has longer hair then Troy Polamalu. Fans may claim that the Bengals have the number 6 passing defense in the league. This is only because opponents can run the ball at will against this defense.
Edge: Steelers
On a side note, I think Casey Hampton would be the kind of guy I would like to party with.
Mascot:
While the Bengals have a freaking tiger as their mascot, the Steelers decided to recruit one of the singers from Big Ben Roethlisbergers favorite band "Men At Work"
Edge: Bengals
On paper this game looks ugly. However, the Bengals are going to win a game at some point this year and many Bengals fans spirits will be uplifted if it is against this Steelers team.
Final: Bengals 27 Steelers 24
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I call BullShit. You want to win and I am sure all of you are secretly cheering because you know the game will be much easier with number 9 out. On to the matchups.
Head Coach:
It is not new in todays NFL to have two African American head coaches on opposite sides of the field. So I will compare the two on even grounds. While one coach (Marvin) seems like the type to listen to the smooth stylings of Luther Vandross and be played in a movie by James Earl Jones, Tomlin seems like he would listen to hard rap and be played in a movie by Omar Epps.
(I love that move the program). Plus Tomlin is less likely to make the clock blunders that Marvin Lewis is assured to make this week.
Edge: Steelers
This one hurts. There is not one Steeler I like less than Big Ben. However I can not make a case for the Bengals signal caller Ryan Fitzpatrick. So I will use this space to let the readers know that when the Steelers come into town Ben will most likely be found downtown enjoying a cocktail at the bar Simon Says. Go and say hi if you like that sort of thing.
Edge: Steelers
Marvin Lewis says he is going to shake things up this Sunday. I expect to see more of the Bengals runner Kenny Watson. He may not post more yards than the other Bengal backs, but he has proven that he can hold onto the ball. The Steelers are giving Willie Parker time to heal so he may also be on the sidelines this week. I personally hope to see Najeh Davenport. Not that he is the greatest running back, I just laugh every time I think of this. Yes, I still think poop is funny.
Edge: Steelers
Wide Receivers:
Hines Ward is a Bengal killer. Most times he does it with a stupid smile on his face. However, he is not the most talented receiver on the field on Sunday. TJ Houshmandzadeh is one of the best wide outs in the NFL. He can streak down the field, make catches in traffic and argue with officials with the best of them. The edge has to go to TJ on these two.
Edge: Bengals
Defense:
The best I can come up with is that Domata Peko has longer hair then Troy Polamalu. Fans may claim that the Bengals have the number 6 passing defense in the league. This is only because opponents can run the ball at will against this defense.
Edge: Steelers
While the Bengals have a freaking tiger as their mascot, the Steelers decided to recruit one of the singers from Big Ben Roethlisbergers favorite band "Men At Work"
Edge: Bengals
Final: Bengals 27 Steelers 24
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5 questions for a Steeler Fan.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
We decided this week to ask Chris over at www.nicepickcowher.com our standard 5 questions. Below are his and our answers.
What Scares You About the Bengals?
nicepickcowher - Your players' rap sheets. If I was a reporter and had to go into your locker room after a game, you better believe I'd bring along my taser, pepper spray, and rape whistle.
Oh and the fact no matter how rotten or inept your team is, which let's face it is most years, the Bengals always seem to play us tough. Doesn't matter if it's Jeff Blake, Neil O'Donnell, or David Klingler back there leading Cincy to their inevitable bottom 10 finish, the games never seem to go as easily as the obvious paper mismatch would seem to dictate.
WhoDeyFans - The thing that scares us the most about the Steelers are the fans. Last year for the Steelers game I was scared for my life when this guy was sitting behind us.
What Match-Up Makes You Feel Confident in the Steelers?
nicepickcowher - The Steeler Defense vs QB Ryan Fitzpatrick. Your team slogan is "Who Dey?" I feel like we're the ones who should be asking that this week. Who dey starting at quarterback? Who's Ryan Fitzpatrick?
The Steeler defense this year is playing far better than they played last year and last season they finished statistically ranked #1 overall. We've already humiliated Matt Schaub, Derek Anderson, David Garrard, Joey Flacco, and Donovan McNabb (yes, we lost that game but they only scored 1 offensive TD). I don't know what CFL or Arena Football team you yanked this guy off of but I honestly doubt he's better than any of them.
WhoDeyFans - We are confident in the ability of our fans to out tailgate the Steeler fans. It is no secret that many Bengals fans have given up and sold their tickets to the fans of the black and yellow. While we enjoy the finer aspects of tailgating, the Steeler fans will be running around chanting "We Dey" waving anything yellow while drinking Iron City Beer. (which I am convinced is just piss from the urinals at Heinz Field).
Best Current Steelers Player most Bengal Fans have Never Heard Of?
nicepickcowher - I'm going to say LB LaMarr Woodley because this is his first year as a starter and you may not be familiar with him (yet) although I'm sure you'll hear his name called 4-5 times this Sunday, usually followed by the words "with a sack." He plays opposite Pro Bowler James Harrison and the two combine for possibly the best OLB tandem in Steeler history.
When you think about some of the players we've had like Greg Lloyd, Kevin Greene, Chad Brown, and Joey Porter, that's really saying something. Man, our linebacking corp has been an embarrassment of riches since the 70's. How's that Odell Thurman working out for you guys?
WhoDeyFans - Corey Lynch - He is a solid fill in at safety for the Bengals this year. he is most famous for blocking the field goal last year at Michigan Stadium sealing the huge upset for division 1 AA Appalachian State. He had an interception last week against Favre in the red zone.
Who Wins the Game and What's the Score?
nicepickcowher - Steelers (duh), 21-17.
WhoDeyFans - Bengals 24 - 21
If there was a steel cage match instead of a football game featuring one current player, who do you nominate?
nicepickcowher - Hines Ward. He's tough enough to lay a whuppin' on anybody but athletic enough to climb the cage and Swanton Bomb somebody's ass. Best of all, he'd be able to cut awesome interviews before and after the match. Nobody talks the smack like Hines. He drew 3 penalties this season for it. But the best part is despite being a skinny wideout, he can back it up.
WhoDeyFans - Marvin White. While he may not be the greatest football player on the field on Sunday, on every play he looks to knock someones head off. We are hoping he knocks that stupid smile off Hines Wards face early and often.
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What Scares You About the Bengals?
nicepickcowher - Your players' rap sheets. If I was a reporter and had to go into your locker room after a game, you better believe I'd bring along my taser, pepper spray, and rape whistle.
Oh and the fact no matter how rotten or inept your team is, which let's face it is most years, the Bengals always seem to play us tough. Doesn't matter if it's Jeff Blake, Neil O'Donnell, or David Klingler back there leading Cincy to their inevitable bottom 10 finish, the games never seem to go as easily as the obvious paper mismatch would seem to dictate.
WhoDeyFans - The thing that scares us the most about the Steelers are the fans. Last year for the Steelers game I was scared for my life when this guy was sitting behind us.
What Match-Up Makes You Feel Confident in the Steelers?
nicepickcowher - The Steeler Defense vs QB Ryan Fitzpatrick. Your team slogan is "Who Dey?" I feel like we're the ones who should be asking that this week. Who dey starting at quarterback? Who's Ryan Fitzpatrick?
The Steeler defense this year is playing far better than they played last year and last season they finished statistically ranked #1 overall. We've already humiliated Matt Schaub, Derek Anderson, David Garrard, Joey Flacco, and Donovan McNabb (yes, we lost that game but they only scored 1 offensive TD). I don't know what CFL or Arena Football team you yanked this guy off of but I honestly doubt he's better than any of them.
WhoDeyFans - We are confident in the ability of our fans to out tailgate the Steeler fans. It is no secret that many Bengals fans have given up and sold their tickets to the fans of the black and yellow. While we enjoy the finer aspects of tailgating, the Steeler fans will be running around chanting "We Dey" waving anything yellow while drinking Iron City Beer. (which I am convinced is just piss from the urinals at Heinz Field).
Best Current Steelers Player most Bengal Fans have Never Heard Of?
nicepickcowher - I'm going to say LB LaMarr Woodley because this is his first year as a starter and you may not be familiar with him (yet) although I'm sure you'll hear his name called 4-5 times this Sunday, usually followed by the words "with a sack." He plays opposite Pro Bowler James Harrison and the two combine for possibly the best OLB tandem in Steeler history.
When you think about some of the players we've had like Greg Lloyd, Kevin Greene, Chad Brown, and Joey Porter, that's really saying something. Man, our linebacking corp has been an embarrassment of riches since the 70's. How's that Odell Thurman working out for you guys?
WhoDeyFans - Corey Lynch - He is a solid fill in at safety for the Bengals this year. he is most famous for blocking the field goal last year at Michigan Stadium sealing the huge upset for division 1 AA Appalachian State. He had an interception last week against Favre in the red zone.
Who Wins the Game and What's the Score?
nicepickcowher - Steelers (duh), 21-17.
WhoDeyFans - Bengals 24 - 21
If there was a steel cage match instead of a football game featuring one current player, who do you nominate?
nicepickcowher - Hines Ward. He's tough enough to lay a whuppin' on anybody but athletic enough to climb the cage and Swanton Bomb somebody's ass. Best of all, he'd be able to cut awesome interviews before and after the match. Nobody talks the smack like Hines. He drew 3 penalties this season for it. But the best part is despite being a skinny wideout, he can back it up.
WhoDeyFans - Marvin White. While he may not be the greatest football player on the field on Sunday, on every play he looks to knock someones head off. We are hoping he knocks that stupid smile off Hines Wards face early and often.
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The Steeler Fan
Monday, October 13, 2008
I have tried to do my best these past few weeks to educate the Bengal fan in what to look out for in the opposing teams fans. I think I am faced with my biggest task this week. Steeler fans are everywhere. You can't hide from them. They are the biggest group of bandwagon fans on the planet and are also the bottom of the barrel.
These two pictures remind me of the movie Twins. Only in this version they are both fat and they are raised by the state because their parents turned their mobile home into the states largest Meth lab.
I looked for some decent looking Steeler fans the last time I was in Pittsburgh and these two women were all I could find.
These next two actually seem to take pride in their appearance. One guy spent way to much time painting up his face. The other spent way to much time in cell block D. I give him a break because it is hard to adjust to life on the outside. And he misses his husband.
Steeler fans are always looking to cut someone down. They will even turn on themselves and their own families if necessary.
This idiot takes the cake. Not only does he get one of the ugliest tattoos I have ever seen. He surrounds it with moronic "Blitz-Burgh".
Even Ben Rothlisberger thinks you are a moron.
Even Ben Rothlisberger thinks you are a moron.
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Steeler Girl
You may remember "Steeler Girl" who we featured on WhoDeyFans last year. It seems that our feature jump started her popularity and she has been showing up all over.
Our original picture (please note, the other girls pictured are not with Steeler Girl they are actually stuck in orbit around her).
She did some traveling with the circus.
She fills in when needed in her local school district.
She has appeared in many Hollywood movies.
She visited with relatives.
Visited Manhattan.
Took a cruise.
Enjoyed the ocean.
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Our original picture (please note, the other girls pictured are not with Steeler Girl they are actually stuck in orbit around her).
She did some traveling with the circus.
She fills in when needed in her local school district.
She has appeared in many Hollywood movies.
She visited with relatives.
Visited Manhattan.
Took a cruise.
Enjoyed the ocean.
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It's Steeler Week...
...and here's something to kick things off. If any fan in our division would date Roethlisberger, it figures that it's a Browns fan.
The age difference in that picture looks pretty wide. It's disturbing, but not surprising... Even in highschool, before Ben knew he didn't like girls, he knew he didn't like boobs.
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The age difference in that picture looks pretty wide. It's disturbing, but not surprising... Even in highschool, before Ben knew he didn't like girls, he knew he didn't like boobs.
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What I did and didn't like
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Pin this one on the O. The Bengals drop their 6th straight loss today losing to the Jets of Jersey. I think someone needs to seriously talk to Marvin Lewis about the use of timeouts. It seems like if he is not able to use them in the first few minutes of the half then he will not use them at all.What I Liked:
The Bengals defense once again kept them in a game. Despite the fact they were on the field for almost the entire game they played tough. They showed the world the real Brett Favre and how he is prone to turning over the football. 2 more picks and a fumble from Favre makes 8 turnovers in the last two games against him. Ndukwe is becoming an awesome safety. Also, there was a slim 15 spotting. Although he was out of bounds, he made a ridiculous catch.
What I didn't like:
There were 4 plays in the first half from the Bengals that were designed for longer than 5 yds. If it was not a running play, Fitzpatrick either tried to scramble or throw it to the line of scrimmage for a 1 or 2 yd gain. This is against a team that ranked 31st against the pass. Why are the Bengals not looking at Chad Johnson or Tj Houshmandzadeh?
Chris Perry should go home and think about the football player he used to be. He had 11 rushing attempts for 14yds. If he gets the ball and falls forward every play, he could have easily had 20 yds.
I quote the movie Varsity Blues, Ryan Fitzpatrick "You are the dumbest smart kid I know". He has to understand how to throw the ball away or that there are people trying to hit him. Ugly play from this guy. Some one call Culpepper, he could be swayed from retirement.
Kyle Larson. Nice punts today, what was your average? Like 33 yds a punt?
Oh well, another week closer to the offseason...
WhoDey
(You know it is now officially Steeler week right?)
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We're behind Ryan Fitzpatrick
Friday, October 10, 2008
His head is so big because he is so smart. With Carson Palmer out of the game on Sunday, Ryan Fitzpatrick will get his second chance to start this season. Luckily it is against a Jets defense that does not know how to stop the pass or keep opponents out of the end zone. (31st in defense against the pass, 83 points given up in last two games).We are going to hear many times during the game how smart Ryan is (being from Harvard) so I thought I would give you the heads up. Here are some facts about Ryan:
The Wonderlic test is a test that all possible NFL draft picks take to gage how smart the player is. There are 50 questions and your score is how many questions you answer correctly out of 50. It is believed Ryan scored a 49 and finished in 9 minutes. To compare, Adam Pacman Jones scored a 1 and after 4 years in the NFL is still trying to finish the test.
Ryan came into the NFL as a backup for Jamie Martin and had to fill in for him during a game Martin was injured. Fitzpatrick lead the Rams from a 24-3 halftime deficit to a 33-27 overtime win, throwing for 310 yards and three touchdowns.
For the Bengals this year (against the Browns) he has completed 21 out of 35 passes, has 3 interceptions and 1 lost fumble.
Carson Palmer and Ryan do have some similarities. They both married their college sweethearts and both girls were stars on their college football (European style) team. Fitzpatrick was never considered for the Heisman trophy, but he can spell it, along with just about any other word, right all the time.Fitzpatrick is married to Liza Barber, former captain of the Harvard Women's Soccer team, and the couple has one son, Brady Joseph, born March 1, 2007. (probably the smartest kid on the planet)
Game shots of Ryan:
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Tecmo Bowl Futures - Jets
This game may or may not be played with Palmer. For the sake of the futures, we assume Palmer is playing.
The Jets open up with a deep pass to Jericho.
Jets 7 Bengals 0
On the Bengals possession, Chris Perry fumbles. The ball is picked up and returned for the TD by the Jets.
Jets 14 Bengals 0
At the end of the first:
The second quarter is nothing but punts.
At the Half:
Bengals get on the board in the second half with a TD run by Perry.
Jets 14 Bengals 7
The Jets answer back with a TD run by Jones.
Jets 21 Bengals 7
At the end of 3:
Bengals add 7 more on a bomb to TJ.
Jets 21 Bengals 14
Instead of running out the clock. Favre comes out passing. Ndukwe gets the interception.
The Bengals fail to get it into the End Zone and turn it over on downs.
Jets hold on for the win.
WhoDey
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Battle of the Poms: Jets Edition
Thursday, October 9, 2008
This shouldn't even count as a battle. There just flat out aren't any women with talent in Jersey, so they settle for pee wee cheerleaders. On the bright side Jets fans, you might be able to catch a glimpse of some beautiful women on your way home from the game. Just don't hang your head to low in shame. If all else fails resort to Gate D.
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Tale of the Tape - Jets
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
I am glad the Bengals are playing against Brett Favre. Even though it was when he was playing for the Packers he is a part of one of the greatest football memories I will ever have. A Man by the name of Greg Gall stormed the field and took the ball right out of his hands. He then ran about 70 yds and was finally taken down by security. It was incredible.
Coaches:
No one likes a rat. I compare Mangini to any two bit mafia turncoat. He loved to win as a member of the Patriots coaching staff but as soon as he is away from the situation he runs and taddles to daddy Goodell about how they are cheating. Although Marvin Lewis still has no clue about clock management or how to use time outs properly I still give him the edge for not being a puss.
Edge: Bengals
Quarterbacks:
How can you compare to Brett Favre? I mean, this guy could run for president or save the economy with one of his winning smiles. He can throw the football 4.7 miles and not break a sweat. However, last time he faced the Bengals, he tossed 5 picks and single-handedly lost the Packers the game. Palmer is going to shred the Jets secondary and will be the finer quarterback on the field on Sunday.
Edge: Bengals
Running Backs:
I have not followed the career of Thomas Jones so this week I did a little research. Holy Shit is this a big guy! If he flexes he might pop like the Ultimate Warrior. Even though he looks like a truck, since week 1 his stats have steadily been declining. The Bengals are countering this week with Cedric Benson. The scariest picture I could find of him was his mugshot from boating under the influence.
Edge: Jets
Wide Receivers:
It is tough for any team in the NFL to compare depth at the wide receiver position with the Bengals. This week Laveranues Coles and Jericho Cotchery will match up against Chad Ocho Cinco and TJ Houshmandzadeh. Sprinkle in a little Chris Henry and this is another no contest. Coles alone is a very talented receiver but I suspect he leaves the dancing this week to Chad.
Edge: Bengals
Defense:
The Bengals and the Jets defenses are equally bad. While no one really passes against the Bengals because they can run all day, no one really runs against the Jets because they can pass all day. This little arrangement actually favors the Bengals. The Bengals should be able to give Palmer time and he can pick apart this defense. As stated above, I think Favre will pick up where he left off and continue to throw to the boys in stripes.
Edge: Bengals
Bonus:
It is well known the NFL players are very image conscious. However, no one it seems is more worried about what they look like than the Jets D'Brickashaw Ferguson.
My Pick:
Bengals get their first W 37-24
WhoDey
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No one likes a rat. I compare Mangini to any two bit mafia turncoat. He loved to win as a member of the Patriots coaching staff but as soon as he is away from the situation he runs and taddles to daddy Goodell about how they are cheating. Although Marvin Lewis still has no clue about clock management or how to use time outs properly I still give him the edge for not being a puss.
Edge: Bengals
How can you compare to Brett Favre? I mean, this guy could run for president or save the economy with one of his winning smiles. He can throw the football 4.7 miles and not break a sweat. However, last time he faced the Bengals, he tossed 5 picks and single-handedly lost the Packers the game. Palmer is going to shred the Jets secondary and will be the finer quarterback on the field on Sunday.
Edge: Bengals
Running Backs:
I have not followed the career of Thomas Jones so this week I did a little research. Holy Shit is this a big guy! If he flexes he might pop like the Ultimate Warrior. Even though he looks like a truck, since week 1 his stats have steadily been declining. The Bengals are countering this week with Cedric Benson. The scariest picture I could find of him was his mugshot from boating under the influence.
Edge: Jets
Wide Receivers:
It is tough for any team in the NFL to compare depth at the wide receiver position with the Bengals. This week Laveranues Coles and Jericho Cotchery will match up against Chad Ocho Cinco and TJ Houshmandzadeh. Sprinkle in a little Chris Henry and this is another no contest. Coles alone is a very talented receiver but I suspect he leaves the dancing this week to Chad.
Edge: Bengals
Defense:
The Bengals and the Jets defenses are equally bad. While no one really passes against the Bengals because they can run all day, no one really runs against the Jets because they can pass all day. This little arrangement actually favors the Bengals. The Bengals should be able to give Palmer time and he can pick apart this defense. As stated above, I think Favre will pick up where he left off and continue to throw to the boys in stripes.
Edge: Bengals
It is well known the NFL players are very image conscious. However, no one it seems is more worried about what they look like than the Jets D'Brickashaw Ferguson.
My Pick:
Bengals get their first W 37-24
WhoDey
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When you're a JET you're a JET
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
(not actual Jet fans)
I had a hard time this week thinking of what to let the Cincinnati fans know about New York Jets
fans. The Jets in my opinion are like the sofa in your formal room. You know its there but you never really pay attention to it. Other than the draft (which is actually in New York) I don't really see many Jets fans. Anyway, in my search to find some of the great Jet fans I came across a guy named Fireman Ed. Apparently Ed has the dubious distinction of being the guy that coined the phrase J-E-T-S jets jets jets. Way to go Ed, I see what you did there, you spell it, then scream it. Catchy. Every high school cheerleader in the country knows that one.Next I was surprised to find out that the Insane Clown Posse are New York Jets fans. Get these fellas some Faygo on the double.
These guy hit the paint pretty hard and it looks like he was arrested for it.
Its not official unless you color the chinstrap also.
you should be ashamed of yourselves
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What I did and didn't like Bengals Vs. Cowboys
Monday, October 6, 2008
The reason this loss stings so bad is because the Bengals are 0 and 5. Cincinnati actually went into Dallas and played a tough game. They got behind early on a tipped pass and a couple more Dallas scores and it was beginning to look ugly. Then the Bengals found some fight and made a game out of it.
What I liked:
I think that Cedric Benson is going to be a productive part of this offense. When he was in he hit the holes pretty hard and looked hungry. The problem Sunday was that he did not have enough time to learn the playbook and probably only could run a handful of plays. I expect him to be used much more in future games.
The offensive line kept Palmer clean for most of the game. We are watching this line improve every week.
Special teams, Ginger was kicking into the endzone and the call for the onside kick was incredible.
The Bengals defense is getting tough. They still have trouble getting pressure on the quarterback. Also, at what point were they going to figure out that Jason Witten was probably open on any given play?
What I didn't like:
Chris Perry you are a pro, you should know how to hold onto the football. You can be chalked up for a fumble every game and this one probably cost the game.
Carson Palmer is creating pressure when there is none.
The OLine gave him time and he still danced around scared. Also, some of his throws were horrendous.
Marvin Lewis, what were you thinking? With 54 seconds left you choose not to use one of your remaining 2 timeouts and Palmer takes his time and we lose 28 seconds for a 4 yd incomplete pass. Then you use your timeout after the game is over and the Boys are taking a knee. Were you surprised you still had some timeouts?
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What I liked:
I think that Cedric Benson is going to be a productive part of this offense. When he was in he hit the holes pretty hard and looked hungry. The problem Sunday was that he did not have enough time to learn the playbook and probably only could run a handful of plays. I expect him to be used much more in future games.
The offensive line kept Palmer clean for most of the game. We are watching this line improve every week.Special teams, Ginger was kicking into the endzone and the call for the onside kick was incredible.
The Bengals defense is getting tough. They still have trouble getting pressure on the quarterback. Also, at what point were they going to figure out that Jason Witten was probably open on any given play?
What I didn't like:
Chris Perry you are a pro, you should know how to hold onto the football. You can be chalked up for a fumble every game and this one probably cost the game.
Carson Palmer is creating pressure when there is none.
The OLine gave him time and he still danced around scared. Also, some of his throws were horrendous.
Marvin Lewis, what were you thinking? With 54 seconds left you choose not to use one of your remaining 2 timeouts and Palmer takes his time and we lose 28 seconds for a 4 yd incomplete pass. Then you use your timeout after the game is over and the Boys are taking a knee. Were you surprised you still had some timeouts?
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Questions for a Cowboys fan
Saturday, October 4, 2008
We sent our usual list of questions over to Dan at the Cowboys blog TheLandryHat and below are his answers.
Click here to see my answers to his questions...
What Scares You About the Bengals?
Answer: Nothing scares me about the Bengals. Even with a healthy Carson Palmer, this team's defense is horrible. Chad Johnson is a joke. The coaching staff is weak. Your defense is pathetic. What could I possibly fear?
What Match-Up Makes You Feel Confident in the Cowboys?
Answer: DeMarcus Ware against any offensive lineman you have. Whoever is quarterbacking your team is going to get hit a lot. But, what makes me feel even more confident is Marion Barber running against the Bengals run defense. It makes me chuckle just thinking about it.
Best Current Cowboys Player most Bengal Fans have Never Heard Of?
Answer: Well, considering the Cowboys had 13 Pro Bowlers last year, it is likely most people have heard of all of these guys. But it is possible you guys missed Ken Hamlin and Jay Ratliff because you've got bags over your heads at game time.
Who Wins the Game and What's the Score?
Answer: The Cowboys win 45 to 10
If there was a steel cage match instead of a football game featuring one current player, who do you nominate?
Answer: I would nominate Adam Pacman Jones because he'll likely cap your ass.
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Click here to see my answers to his questions...
What Scares You About the Bengals?
Answer: Nothing scares me about the Bengals. Even with a healthy Carson Palmer, this team's defense is horrible. Chad Johnson is a joke. The coaching staff is weak. Your defense is pathetic. What could I possibly fear?
What Match-Up Makes You Feel Confident in the Cowboys?
Answer: DeMarcus Ware against any offensive lineman you have. Whoever is quarterbacking your team is going to get hit a lot. But, what makes me feel even more confident is Marion Barber running against the Bengals run defense. It makes me chuckle just thinking about it.
Best Current Cowboys Player most Bengal Fans have Never Heard Of?
Answer: Well, considering the Cowboys had 13 Pro Bowlers last year, it is likely most people have heard of all of these guys. But it is possible you guys missed Ken Hamlin and Jay Ratliff because you've got bags over your heads at game time.
Who Wins the Game and What's the Score?
Answer: The Cowboys win 45 to 10
If there was a steel cage match instead of a football game featuring one current player, who do you nominate?
Answer: I would nominate Adam Pacman Jones because he'll likely cap your ass.
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WhoDeyFans Week 5 picks
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Battle of the Poms: Dallas Edition
Friday, October 3, 2008
This is an exciting week! We actually have competition with great looking women instead of lonely men. The Dallas Cheerleaders are known nationwide as some of the sexiest ladies on the side line. Lets see if they can stack up against the Ben-Gals.The first head to head is Erica VS Lindsey:
Lindsey is a student, works as a proposal analyst for a benefits insurance agency, and has been a Ben-Gal for two years. One of her most memorable Ben-Gal moments is being Miss January in the Ben-Gals calendar. When asked who she would most like to meet and why, Lindesey says, "Jesus. I would love to see his magnificent face and ask him my many questions."
Erica was raised in Dallas and it's her second year as a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. She has that trademark southern accent and loves to cuddle up on the couch and watch movies all night. I know I speak for more than one whodeyfans blogger when I say we love to cuddle on the couch too, it's the best part. Erica and our own Thumper also have several a favorite movie in common with The Notebook.The second match up is Cowboys Barbie VS Bengals Barbie:
This barbie comes with long hot legs and lots of plastic parts, just like the rest of the Cowboys Cheerleaders.
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Tecmo Bowl Futures - Cowboys
Thursday, October 2, 2008
The Bengals start with the ball and right away Carson opens up with a long TD pass to TJ Houshmandzadeh
Bengals 7 Cowboys 0
Tony Romo answers right back with a long pass to Terrell Owens
Bengals 7 Cowboys 7
The Bengals drive right back into the second quarter with some good passing and a punch in by Chris Perry
Bengals 14 Cowboys 7
Bengals 14 Cowboys 7 at the half
Cowboys drive all the way down the field but the choke artist Romo throws a pick at the goal line. Bengals ball.
However, the pressure gets to Carson and the Cowboys score 2 more points on the safety.
Bengals 14 Cowboys 9
Bengals defense holds and the Cowboys turn it over on downs.
Carson works the field and finds Chad Johnson for the touchdown.
Bengals 21 Cowboys 9
The Bengals D holds again and the Cowboys turn it over on downs. Bengals win.
WhoDey
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Tale of the Tape - Cowboys
Sunday at 4:05 the Bengals will be facing one of the most talented teams in the NFL. However, as we saw last week the Cowboys are beatable and the Redskins did it through the air.
Below is how I think we match up...
Coaches:
With an overall record of 42 - 42 Marvin Lewis needs to win this game to stay on the winning side of the equation. Wade Phillips has had a bunch of success through the years in the regular season. However, in the playoffs these two head coaches share a common thread, neither can win. Even though Marvin has been beaten down by the man (Mike Brown) I still think he can coach as well as Wade. However, edge to Mr. Phillips because of his incredible daughter. (nice work)
EDGE: Cowboys
Quarterbacks:
Tony Romo is a ladies man. He likes em blonde and singing. He went from the good looking Carrie Underwood to the better looking Jessica Simpson. However when the pressure is on he has been known to take a page from the Mets book and choke like a dolphin on some 6 pack rings. Like Carson Palmer he is surrounded by some incredible offensive weapons. Unlike Carson Palmer, this may make him look better than he actually is.
EDGE: Bengals*
Running Backs:
Marion Barber VS. Chris Perry. On back has shown success in this league and one back has been hurt. All I can say here is I hope Perry does not trip on the star and rupture a spleen. Though, last week the cowboys forgot that they were allowed to run the ball and this contributed heavily to their loss.
EDGE: Cowboys
Wide Outs:
This is the true Diva battle. We have Terrell (leave my QB alone) Owens and Chad Ocho Cinco. Over the past several seasons Chad Johnson owns the touchdown dances. However, my favorite of all the dances is probably when TO ran out and posed on the star and got lit up by the cowboys player. I wonder if Chad remembers that also? Beyond TO the cowboys have Witten who is a great pass catching tight end. The Bengals top wide outs Chad and TJ are also joined this week by Chris (slim 15) Henry and those three will rival any three wideouts in the NFL talent wise.
EDGE: Bengals
Kicker:
He may try his hardest but Nick Folk can never out pose Shayne Graham. Good ole Ginger Balls takes this because he is one of the most accurate kickers in the league.
EDGE: Bengals
Defense:
The Bengals bend and then break defense has been improving week to week. They have made it possible that fans believe we still have a chance at winning well into the 4th quarter. The only chance this week is to create some turnovers and have the offense sustain some drives. The Cowboys have another defense that can pressure the quarterback and create havoc in the backfield. Their corners however can be exploited. That said, I can not make a case for the Bengals defense.
EDGE: Cowboys
*If Fitzpatrick plays all bets are off and our only chance is if Romo falls in love with a cute blonde in the front row and goes to Cabo at half time.
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Below is how I think we match up...
Coaches:
With an overall record of 42 - 42 Marvin Lewis needs to win this game to stay on the winning side of the equation. Wade Phillips has had a bunch of success through the years in the regular season. However, in the playoffs these two head coaches share a common thread, neither can win. Even though Marvin has been beaten down by the man (Mike Brown) I still think he can coach as well as Wade. However, edge to Mr. Phillips because of his incredible daughter. (nice work)
EDGE: Cowboys
Quarterbacks:
Tony Romo is a ladies man. He likes em blonde and singing. He went from the good looking Carrie Underwood to the better looking Jessica Simpson. However when the pressure is on he has been known to take a page from the Mets book and choke like a dolphin on some 6 pack rings. Like Carson Palmer he is surrounded by some incredible offensive weapons. Unlike Carson Palmer, this may make him look better than he actually is.
EDGE: Bengals*
Marion Barber VS. Chris Perry. On back has shown success in this league and one back has been hurt. All I can say here is I hope Perry does not trip on the star and rupture a spleen. Though, last week the cowboys forgot that they were allowed to run the ball and this contributed heavily to their loss.
EDGE: Cowboys
Wide Outs:
This is the true Diva battle. We have Terrell (leave my QB alone) Owens and Chad Ocho Cinco. Over the past several seasons Chad Johnson owns the touchdown dances. However, my favorite of all the dances is probably when TO ran out and posed on the star and got lit up by the cowboys player. I wonder if Chad remembers that also? Beyond TO the cowboys have Witten who is a great pass catching tight end. The Bengals top wide outs Chad and TJ are also joined this week by Chris (slim 15) Henry and those three will rival any three wideouts in the NFL talent wise.
EDGE: Bengals
Kicker:
He may try his hardest but Nick Folk can never out pose Shayne Graham. Good ole Ginger Balls takes this because he is one of the most accurate kickers in the league.
EDGE: Bengals
Defense:
The Bengals bend and then break defense has been improving week to week. They have made it possible that fans believe we still have a chance at winning well into the 4th quarter. The only chance this week is to create some turnovers and have the offense sustain some drives. The Cowboys have another defense that can pressure the quarterback and create havoc in the backfield. Their corners however can be exploited. That said, I can not make a case for the Bengals defense.
EDGE: Cowboys
Plus PacMan Jones scares me a lot.
*If Fitzpatrick plays all bets are off and our only chance is if Romo falls in love with a cute blonde in the front row and goes to Cabo at half time.
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