WRs aren't the only players who can be selfish
Thursday, December 6, 2007

At this point in the season, it’s hard not to give up. That’s speaking as a fan, I can’t imagine how disappointed the players and coaching staff must feel. But there is still a chance to go 8-8, and at this point, I’ll take it. I hope the team feels the same way, because I’m flying into town this weekend to go to the game.
Hey, against the 3-9 Rams, I may just see a win.
This season there’s been a lot of talk about selfishness on the team. And I’d imagine that most people have assumed that when Marvin and other Bengals talk about that, they’re referring to Chad Johnson, and maybe T.J. Houshmandzadeh. They’re both outspoken with the media, which means they must have a me-first attitude.
I won’t disagree with that, mainly because I don’t know. But I’ve found that any time you read a Bengals report from someone in the national media (ESPN or CNNsi especially), you get an impression a reporter has gotten from observing this team from very far away. Rarely do you get actual information gleaned from observing the team from a closer distance than, say, a fan with no credentials but a voracious appetite for all the Bengals information he or she can get.
That’s how you get the rumors that Chris Mortensen created about trading Chad. It was purely his speculation, he didn’t even stop to consider the cap implications of such a move.
Those last two paragraphs are a bit of a rant, I didn’t set out to complain about how superficially the national media covers this team. I suspect that’s true of most teams. http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif
What I really wanted to mention was yesterday’s story on Bengals.com, which really is the opposite of the national media and gives amazing insights into the team, 53 deep. It’s an interview with Justin Smith, and he talks about how the defense had to change its approach earlier this season and forget about individual stats.
This is the first time this season I’ve heard anyone implicated besides Chad or T.J. with this ubiquitous charge of “selfishness.”
Money passage:
He (Smith) has enjoyed this mini monthly defensive renaissance after a cards-on-the-table October meeting with the defensive players and coaches because he believes it shows what happens when selfishness can be stowed.
"Everybody was worried. 'We need to get our picks, we need to get our sacks,' linebackers want to have 100 some tackles," Smith said.
"When it got to the point, 'Hey, we're not a good defense right now, we've got tons of guys injured, we have guys coming off other teams that don't know our defense, we need to worry about just being a defense.' And I think we've tried to take all the selfishness out and it's helped us. We're happy when the other guy makes a play."
Smith suggested Monday to a group of reporters that the Bengals are still grappling with coming together as a team. Later he elaborated when he talked about knowing several players on the undefeated Patriots.
"It won't be a good team until our main focus is a 'W,'' not if you play well," Smith said. "Just being honest, if guys have great games and we lose, they're happy. If we win and they have a bad game, they're mad. We're not going to be a good team until offense, defense, special teams, are not happy unless the only thing that happens is to win and we're not there yet."
Of course, everyone would like to be the Patriots. And to many fans, Smith doesn’t have the greatest reputation. We’ve wanted him to be more than he is. But it seems, at least, that he’s become a leader for the defense and this team. And he helped remove some of the selfishness in the locker roon. Which is definitely something the team needs.
Some people would say that it’s a good thing he’ll probably be gone next season, but maybe we’d be better off holding onto him. What do you think?
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Keys To The Game
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Week 13 – Rams
Analysis of last week’s Steelers game:
WHO CARES? Everything about the Bengals sucked on Sunday, offense, defense, special teams, preparation, play calling, consistency and Gingerballs. The most glaring point of the game is that our boy Soul Patch just hates to make things easy. He must have hated Kindergarten and counting to ten, it’s just too easy and makes too much sense. Where is the challenge in that? Counting the base 1 to 10 logarithm of the number 69 would prove a lot more to his Kindergarten teacher. In the rain on a muddy field, the Steelers seemed to realize that short one cut passing routes were the way to go. Cuts are hard to make when playing on manure, so the receivers would run a quick slant and the QB would hit them right away knowing the DB could not have a quick reaction. Why did the Bengals not do this? Granted, there is a huge difference between the Steelers defense and the Bengals defense, but still Soul Patch did not think to change the game plan. The Bengals kept running long developing pass routes that required sharp downfield cuts. It was obvious to everyone watching the game that Palmer could not hit these routes on Sunday. Granted we are lay people, and Soul Patch has many years in the NFL, but the Steelers have used this strategy for 2 straight weeks in the mud. Up until the last 2 weeks, Big Ben was completing 67% of his passes with 8.3 yards per attempt. In the last 2 mud bowls, Big Ben completed 74% of his passes for 6.4 yards per attempt. It’s very rare for completion percentage to go up while yards per attempt goes down considering an incomplete pass registers 0 yards. So what is going on here? The Steelers scaled back all of their routes to short, one cut, completable passes. The clear evidence lies in the Steelers yards per catch, before the mud it was 12.7 per catch, in the mud, 8.7. Soul Patch continuously out-thinks himself in an effort to prove he is a new age Offensive Coordinator in the mold of Peter Gabriel or Yanni. He is not helped by the Bengals lack of running game, but sometimes simple works, so let’s stick with it.
Soul Patch and Peter Gabriel, separated at birth?
Keys to the Game.
Here we go, the Bengals final four games are against the Rams, 49ers, Browns and Dolphins. These are four easily winnable games with the Rams, 49ers and Dolphins currently having 6 wins combined. The Bengals might end up 8-8 for the 4th time in the last 5 years, and continue the era of mediocrity. But the recent middle-of-the-road Bengals usually finish with a late season collapse, and the old loser Bengals would finish by beating other teams with no reason left to play. If the Bengals finish with a 4 game win streak, I will not consider it progress, but instead a return to the old ways in the “wait ‘til next year” era of the 90s. I personally think the strong finishes in the 90s occurred because nobody in the organization cared, and the players would play hard the last few weeks trying to secure a paycheck for the next season. This year, a 6-10 finish would make me happy because the Bengals would finish playing as crappy as they have all season. 6-10 would also grant a high draft pick, but not too high that the pick would break the bank. 6-10 also should be good enough for last in the division which would give the Bengals the easiest schedule next season. As long as the Bengals beat the Browns and are not the only team to lose to the Dolphins, I will be happy. The Rams are 3-9, but have won 3 of their last 4 games.
When the Rams have the ball: The once “Greatest show on turf” should be renamed the greatest show with NERF. The Rams top offensive players, Bulger, Jackson, Holt, Bruce, and Pace have missed a combined 24 games this season, not including games where they played significantly reduced roles. Unfortunately for the Bengals, all except Orlando Pace are expected to play this Sunday. Marc Bulger missed last week due to a concussion, but is expected to throw for 400 yards on Sunday. The Rams offense has been their weakness this season, even though their defense only clocks in as average. However, during the last 5 games, the Rams offense has averaged 336 yards per game, which would put them 12th in the NFL. They should be a good challenge for the Bengals supposedly revamped defense. While the Bengals defense has put together 4 straight games of not making me vomit into my shirt, I still do not buy that they have turned the corner. Stopping a healthy Rams offense would be a big step in making me believe the defense may not be a total liability next season.
When the Bengals have the ball: The Bengals offense is apparently tired of carrying the team. They figured that the defense gets paid when they don’t show up, so now it’s our turn to not show up. Taken by itself, the game in Pittsburgh could be written off to a bad night on a crappy field. But looking back to the last 5 games, you first have Buffalo – a game where the Bengals had the lead until 6 minutes left in the game, yet they only ran the ball 13 times for 22 yards. Then you have the Baltimore game in which the Bengals could chip their way down field against a depleted Ravens secondary until they reached the 20, and couldn’t proceed any further. Next up is the Cardinals game, Carson’s career worst 4 INTs, and the Bengals line being destroyed by the Cards front 4. The Titans game, where the Bengals offense dominated, is now the exception and not the rule. And of course, the embarrassment in Pittsburgh. The Bengals offense has consistently regressed this season, and there are a few major themes to be addressed. The Bengals cannot run the ball. It is a combination of the backs, poor blocking, and play calling, but the Bengals cannot do anything once they are inside the 20 yard line. Again against the Steelers, Eric Ghiacuic was destroyed in the middle and the pocket pushed back into Palmer. This poor blocking and play calling has seeped into the passing game, killing the balance, and Palmer’s completion percentage. The more options the Bengals have, and actually use, the more the defense has to back off. Instead, the Bengals cannot run and seem to drop Carson to the same spot on every play. Defenses key their game plans to get to the same drop point on every play, regardless of what the Bengals are doing. If the Bengals continue to be one dimensional, look for Palmer’s completion percentage to continue to plummet and for him to take hits until he turns into David Klingler.
What you do want to see: There is a chance that Bulger may not play Sunday and we could see the Jungle return of Gus Frerotte.
What you don’t want to see: Snow on the ground. If so, I might be tempted to throw a snowball at Mike Brown's luxury box. If he could figure out where it came from, I might lose my season tickets.
Matchup of mullets: TJ vs. CB Fakhir Brown

We have yet to find a good picture of Carson's burgeoning mullet. It's probably too late to help this season, but if he keeps it, look for Carson to throw 60 TDs next season. Meanwhile, TJ will dominate the matchup of mullet speed again this Sunday. BENGALS WIN
Matchup of Moustaches: RB Kenny Watson vs WR Isaac Bruce

We could just cut and paste this section for every game. Moustache, Super Bowl, Hall of Fame, blah, blah, blah. When are the Bengals going to get serious about their moustaches!!!! Who is the greatest Bengal of all time?

NEED I SAY MORE!!!! RAMS WIN
Duel of the uglies: QB Jeff Rowe vs. Offensive Coordinator Greg Olsen

Normally we try to compare players only in the Duel of the Uglies. However, when the Offensive Coordinator looks like this, we have to draw attention to it. I thought having new wave Soul Patch was bad, how about having an OC that is cross-eyed? No wonder the Rams offense has dropped off, I can just picture this guy in the press box looking through his playbook with a magnifying glass. He probably sees 40 to 50 players on the field each play, how does he keep it all straight? I am getting dizzy just thinking about it.
As far as strength coaches go, Brad Roll might as well be Brad Pitt. However, mentioning him here gives me a chance to add him to the list of strength coaches.
Battle of old men: DE Bryan Robinson(33) vs C Andy McCollum(37)

Andy McCollum is from Akron, Ohio, Bryan Robinson is from Toledo, Ohio. We extend our sympathies to both men for that portion of their lives. Both of these men can attribute the longevity of their careers to the fear of finishing football and having to return home. Expect to see both men playing well into their 60s and hoping for numerous concussions so they can spend their post NFL time with no memories of Northern Ohio. NOBODY WINS
Biggest loser fan: Stormtrooper/Darth Chinstrap vs DoggBanger

The dog is not the loser fan, it's the guy currently loving the dog just a little too much. Lucky for him we cannot see his face and ridicule him. Or so he thought, I found a picture of him and here it is:
Cheerbabe Tussle: Emily vs Angeline

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Analysis of last week’s Steelers game:
WHO CARES? Everything about the Bengals sucked on Sunday, offense, defense, special teams, preparation, play calling, consistency and Gingerballs. The most glaring point of the game is that our boy Soul Patch just hates to make things easy. He must have hated Kindergarten and counting to ten, it’s just too easy and makes too much sense. Where is the challenge in that? Counting the base 1 to 10 logarithm of the number 69 would prove a lot more to his Kindergarten teacher. In the rain on a muddy field, the Steelers seemed to realize that short one cut passing routes were the way to go. Cuts are hard to make when playing on manure, so the receivers would run a quick slant and the QB would hit them right away knowing the DB could not have a quick reaction. Why did the Bengals not do this? Granted, there is a huge difference between the Steelers defense and the Bengals defense, but still Soul Patch did not think to change the game plan. The Bengals kept running long developing pass routes that required sharp downfield cuts. It was obvious to everyone watching the game that Palmer could not hit these routes on Sunday. Granted we are lay people, and Soul Patch has many years in the NFL, but the Steelers have used this strategy for 2 straight weeks in the mud. Up until the last 2 weeks, Big Ben was completing 67% of his passes with 8.3 yards per attempt. In the last 2 mud bowls, Big Ben completed 74% of his passes for 6.4 yards per attempt. It’s very rare for completion percentage to go up while yards per attempt goes down considering an incomplete pass registers 0 yards. So what is going on here? The Steelers scaled back all of their routes to short, one cut, completable passes. The clear evidence lies in the Steelers yards per catch, before the mud it was 12.7 per catch, in the mud, 8.7. Soul Patch continuously out-thinks himself in an effort to prove he is a new age Offensive Coordinator in the mold of Peter Gabriel or Yanni. He is not helped by the Bengals lack of running game, but sometimes simple works, so let’s stick with it.
Soul Patch and Peter Gabriel, separated at birth?Keys to the Game.
Here we go, the Bengals final four games are against the Rams, 49ers, Browns and Dolphins. These are four easily winnable games with the Rams, 49ers and Dolphins currently having 6 wins combined. The Bengals might end up 8-8 for the 4th time in the last 5 years, and continue the era of mediocrity. But the recent middle-of-the-road Bengals usually finish with a late season collapse, and the old loser Bengals would finish by beating other teams with no reason left to play. If the Bengals finish with a 4 game win streak, I will not consider it progress, but instead a return to the old ways in the “wait ‘til next year” era of the 90s. I personally think the strong finishes in the 90s occurred because nobody in the organization cared, and the players would play hard the last few weeks trying to secure a paycheck for the next season. This year, a 6-10 finish would make me happy because the Bengals would finish playing as crappy as they have all season. 6-10 would also grant a high draft pick, but not too high that the pick would break the bank. 6-10 also should be good enough for last in the division which would give the Bengals the easiest schedule next season. As long as the Bengals beat the Browns and are not the only team to lose to the Dolphins, I will be happy. The Rams are 3-9, but have won 3 of their last 4 games.
When the Rams have the ball: The once “Greatest show on turf” should be renamed the greatest show with NERF. The Rams top offensive players, Bulger, Jackson, Holt, Bruce, and Pace have missed a combined 24 games this season, not including games where they played significantly reduced roles. Unfortunately for the Bengals, all except Orlando Pace are expected to play this Sunday. Marc Bulger missed last week due to a concussion, but is expected to throw for 400 yards on Sunday. The Rams offense has been their weakness this season, even though their defense only clocks in as average. However, during the last 5 games, the Rams offense has averaged 336 yards per game, which would put them 12th in the NFL. They should be a good challenge for the Bengals supposedly revamped defense. While the Bengals defense has put together 4 straight games of not making me vomit into my shirt, I still do not buy that they have turned the corner. Stopping a healthy Rams offense would be a big step in making me believe the defense may not be a total liability next season.
When the Bengals have the ball: The Bengals offense is apparently tired of carrying the team. They figured that the defense gets paid when they don’t show up, so now it’s our turn to not show up. Taken by itself, the game in Pittsburgh could be written off to a bad night on a crappy field. But looking back to the last 5 games, you first have Buffalo – a game where the Bengals had the lead until 6 minutes left in the game, yet they only ran the ball 13 times for 22 yards. Then you have the Baltimore game in which the Bengals could chip their way down field against a depleted Ravens secondary until they reached the 20, and couldn’t proceed any further. Next up is the Cardinals game, Carson’s career worst 4 INTs, and the Bengals line being destroyed by the Cards front 4. The Titans game, where the Bengals offense dominated, is now the exception and not the rule. And of course, the embarrassment in Pittsburgh. The Bengals offense has consistently regressed this season, and there are a few major themes to be addressed. The Bengals cannot run the ball. It is a combination of the backs, poor blocking, and play calling, but the Bengals cannot do anything once they are inside the 20 yard line. Again against the Steelers, Eric Ghiacuic was destroyed in the middle and the pocket pushed back into Palmer. This poor blocking and play calling has seeped into the passing game, killing the balance, and Palmer’s completion percentage. The more options the Bengals have, and actually use, the more the defense has to back off. Instead, the Bengals cannot run and seem to drop Carson to the same spot on every play. Defenses key their game plans to get to the same drop point on every play, regardless of what the Bengals are doing. If the Bengals continue to be one dimensional, look for Palmer’s completion percentage to continue to plummet and for him to take hits until he turns into David Klingler.
What you do want to see: There is a chance that Bulger may not play Sunday and we could see the Jungle return of Gus Frerotte.
What you don’t want to see: Snow on the ground. If so, I might be tempted to throw a snowball at Mike Brown's luxury box. If he could figure out where it came from, I might lose my season tickets.
Matchup of mullets: TJ vs. CB Fakhir Brown

We have yet to find a good picture of Carson's burgeoning mullet. It's probably too late to help this season, but if he keeps it, look for Carson to throw 60 TDs next season. Meanwhile, TJ will dominate the matchup of mullet speed again this Sunday. BENGALS WIN
Matchup of Moustaches: RB Kenny Watson vs WR Isaac Bruce

We could just cut and paste this section for every game. Moustache, Super Bowl, Hall of Fame, blah, blah, blah. When are the Bengals going to get serious about their moustaches!!!! Who is the greatest Bengal of all time?

NEED I SAY MORE!!!! RAMS WIN
Duel of the uglies: QB Jeff Rowe vs. Offensive Coordinator Greg Olsen

Normally we try to compare players only in the Duel of the Uglies. However, when the Offensive Coordinator looks like this, we have to draw attention to it. I thought having new wave Soul Patch was bad, how about having an OC that is cross-eyed? No wonder the Rams offense has dropped off, I can just picture this guy in the press box looking through his playbook with a magnifying glass. He probably sees 40 to 50 players on the field each play, how does he keep it all straight? I am getting dizzy just thinking about it.
Game day in the Rams press box:
Honorable Mention: Strength Coach Brad Roll
Honorable Mention: Strength Coach Brad Roll

As far as strength coaches go, Brad Roll might as well be Brad Pitt. However, mentioning him here gives me a chance to add him to the list of strength coaches.
BENGALS WIN
Battle of old men: DE Bryan Robinson(33) vs C Andy McCollum(37)

Andy McCollum is from Akron, Ohio, Bryan Robinson is from Toledo, Ohio. We extend our sympathies to both men for that portion of their lives. Both of these men can attribute the longevity of their careers to the fear of finishing football and having to return home. Expect to see both men playing well into their 60s and hoping for numerous concussions so they can spend their post NFL time with no memories of Northern Ohio. NOBODY WINS
Biggest loser fan: Stormtrooper/Darth Chinstrap vs DoggBanger

The dog is not the loser fan, it's the guy currently loving the dog just a little too much. Lucky for him we cannot see his face and ridicule him. Or so he thought, I found a picture of him and here it is:

Disgusting. RAMS WIN WITH LANDSLIDE LOSER
Cheerbabe Tussle: Emily vs Angeline

Angeline's bio makes it sound like she is on the prowl, and I am ready:
Five things you would like to accomplish in this lifetime:
1. Help people to see their potential for greatness in this life.
1. Help people to see their potential for greatness in this life.
I think I could be great, but I'm not sure.
2. To find my soul-mate and know and accept all his flaws and love him unconditionally.
Did I mention I am ready? I also have many flaws.
3. Understand and accept all of life's challenges gracefully, learn from them and share that knowledge with others.
I haven't learned anything from being challenged all of my life.
4. Live my life as I choose even if that sometimes means with reckless abandon.
Whatever you say you crazy drunk.
5. Have fun everyday and see the beauty in life because each day is a gift from God and it is my responsibility to share my gifts with others and help them see that there is beauty in everything, if you only take the time to see it.
Please share your gifts with me, I can see beauty.
Please share your gifts with me, I can see beauty.
What is the first thing you would do after winning the lottery? Adopt a child
I can't wait to win the lottery and buy a person. I am perfect for Angeline. RAMS WIN BECAUSE I WIN
Little known Rams fact: 1990s Rams QB Jim Everett played for 11 seasons in the NFL and threw 203 TDs. He is probably best known, however, for an interview he did with radio and tv weasel Jim Rome. Rome, being the smarmy douche that he is, decided it would be funny to come up with the nickname of Chris Everett, based on female tennis player Chris Evert. Rome, ever the tough guy, invited Jim Everett to be on his show, hilarity ensues.
I can't wait to win the lottery and buy a person. I am perfect for Angeline. RAMS WIN BECAUSE I WIN
Little known Rams fact: 1990s Rams QB Jim Everett played for 11 seasons in the NFL and threw 203 TDs. He is probably best known, however, for an interview he did with radio and tv weasel Jim Rome. Rome, being the smarmy douche that he is, decided it would be funny to come up with the nickname of Chris Everett, based on female tennis player Chris Evert. Rome, ever the tough guy, invited Jim Everett to be on his show, hilarity ensues.
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The disease is spreading
Monday, December 3, 2007

This is an epidemic. The nasty disease that has spread around the Cincinnati Bengals has now taken hold of everyone. No one on the field is competing.
I feel our coaches are incompetent. Why if a running back is struggling so bad do you not make a change? What kind of game plan does not allow room to adjust.
Our Defense is incompetent. On one drive last night I swear they through six straight slants to Hines Ward. We never adjusted or bumped him at the line. I am glad we can be a part of his record setting night.
Our offense is incompetent. Our Pro Bowl QB was 17 of 44. Disgusting. A lot of his passes were so bad they were not even interceptable. He was overthrowing by 20 yds.
Our kicker is slowly becoming a terrible kicker. It is not good when you can count on one miss a game.
This weeks tailgate should be fun, I will "Tailgate" myself into thinking this game still matters.
WhoDey.
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