BREAKING NEWS: BENGALS SET UP A VISIT
Friday, February 29, 2008
Whodeyfans.com received inside word from Paul Brown stadium that Giuseppe Ditullio recently met with Bengals head of Player Personnel Pete Brown. Apparently, Ditullio was delivering a pizza from the Queensgate LaRosa’s. Whodeyfans arrived just in time to get a comment from Ditullio, “I met with Pete Brown and he said I was the only person to come to the stadium today, so that made me feel good. However, when I asked him to pay for the pizza, he said he would have to get clearance from the head man Mike. Mike tried to lowball me, but I told him pizza prices are not negotiable.
According to the Buddy LaRosa Collective Bargaining Agreement, the purchaser of a pizza must pay at least a minimum of the price of the pizza; a tip for delivery is optional. As expected, I was paid the exact price for the pizza in nickels and dimes and not given a tip because ‘It was not in the current plans of the Cincinnati Bengals organization.’ As I was leaving, I heard Mike Brown tell Pete that the pizza would be coming out of his next paycheck since it was not cleared with 60 days prior notice.”
Apparently it was a false alarm as Giuseppe does not have an agent and was not even given a physical. Whodeyfans will continue to utilize our sources inside the Bengals compound throughout free agency. That is until they reach their monthly phone limits. Hopefully at least one free agent visits before then.
According to the Buddy LaRosa Collective Bargaining Agreement, the purchaser of a pizza must pay at least a minimum of the price of the pizza; a tip for delivery is optional. As expected, I was paid the exact price for the pizza in nickels and dimes and not given a tip because ‘It was not in the current plans of the Cincinnati Bengals organization.’ As I was leaving, I heard Mike Brown tell Pete that the pizza would be coming out of his next paycheck since it was not cleared with 60 days prior notice.”Apparently it was a false alarm as Giuseppe does not have an agent and was not even given a physical. Whodeyfans will continue to utilize our sources inside the Bengals compound throughout free agency. That is until they reach their monthly phone limits. Hopefully at least one free agent visits before then.





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